basic crap

In which I take a page from Rex's book and make a basic about-me, for anyone in bakerstreet or whatever who isn't familiar with the Bioshocks

Note: Bioshock 1 has a good end, a bad end, and a medium-rare end (which is actually just the bad end but in a nicer tone of voice). This Jack is bad-end Jack. Also a lot of his personality is open to interpretation, so like, bear in mind this is only my take on him.

( Bioshock 1 spoilers )